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Ok. Inspired by the thread here:

And by the list supplied in the thread of known “White Van” hifi “company” names (thanks Bill)

 

https://m.facebook.com/whitevanspeakersaus/posts/known-white-van-speaker-brands-include3d-opticsacoustic-revolutionaffinitive-aud/1642904572661164/

 

I thought I might start a “Who can come up with the best (worst?) fake “White Van” company name?

 

I’ll collate them in a list here in this post.  Give us a description as to how you created it in your contribution!

 

Maybe I can then formulate an algorithm that can be applied to sniff out a fake!  For example, I’ll open the batting using this formula:

 

European sounding name

+ something scientific sounding

+ random advertising-sounding word 

=

Anders Audiology Solutions

 

Give it a go!

Mat

 

From our suggestions list, and coming to a car park near you:

 

AcuNatural AcoustiK

Anders Audiology Solutions

Audio Research Systems Eindhoven

Aural Sects

Backpfeifengesicht Unterhaltungselektronik

Bang & Ofulnes

Bence Spacial Acoustics

Benjamin Ochelmann Sound Engineering

Brock Polariser V.2

Brown Note Acoustics (Celestial Response Acoustic Piston)

Cacophany Reference Mk3

Chip Board Acoustics

Cockney Reference

Crapola Ripinzeoff Acoustics

Fillamonic Audio Research Technologies

Flatulent Fidelity

Fremdschamen Hi-fi

Crep

Gabrieli Resistivity Studio Reference Monitors

Hear Today Gone Tomorrow Industries

Heist Harmonics

Hiace Audio

Hvid Varevogn Technlogies

Kaynin I.T

Kellerman Musitorial Reference

Lemon Audio Japan

Loudstorm Acoustics Ltd

Levinson Marque

Marten Logan

Martin Lenehan

McInDonalds

MT Potential Sonic Co.

Quid Acoustical

ParadiGrim

Professor Ginkovich Nano Research Monitors

Reordan Maxx Pro

Rollup Rollup Reference

Sarkers Audio Enterprises

SchadenFreude Akustik

Sonee

Sonic Discharge Monitors

Sonus Faker

Stella Spectrum Labs

Theel & Small GmbH

Trump Horn Audio

Trustworth Tansducers

Unicorn Audio

Unmusical Infedelity Labs

V.Fast & V.Shabby Sonic Solutions

Vanderstrum Spatial Blasters

VanDerWhyte Loudspeakers

Vanishing Acoustics

Wanderschwein Speakers Ltd

WeiB Fahrzeug Akustik

Whitevania Sound Design

White Wine Audio (vin blanc)

Wilsen Ausio

Zingergystic Acoustics

Zugzwang Lautsprecher

 

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Van Der Whyte Loudspeakers

Unmusical Infidelity Labs

Flatulent Fidelity?

My brother got done out on Canterbury road  Melbourne,  I got asked once in Rathdowne St Carlton once told them go themselves. 

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32 minutes ago, DEANO23 said:

My brother got done out on Canterbury road  Melbourne,  I got asked once in Rathdowne St Carlton once told them go themselves. 

So give us a good name that they may have used for their company Dean....!

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I got asked in Bunnings car park at Oxley and my answer to "Want some high end speakers cheap?" was "not cheap enough for me" that got a confused and bewildered look.

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23 minutes ago, Grizzly said:

Kellermann Musitorial Reference

"musitorial" - straight from the scientists in the languaboratory!

I was told in the carpark at my local 7-11 that the audiotomsetry of their Reference series was second to none at the price.

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1 hour ago, sir sanders zingmore said:

Hvid Varevogn Technologies

Now we're using the algorithm!

Actually, using your online name backwards.....

Eromgniz Srednas Acoustics?

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14 minutes ago, Bill125812 said:

Vanderstrum spatial Blasters

Aren’t they from Holland?  Very high end engineering from I’ve heard....

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1 minute ago, Mat-with-one-t said:

Aren’t they from Holland?  Very high end engineering from I’ve heard....

That’s what the bloke in the big van told me to 

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Ok.  Once we have a nice big list, maybe we need a vote.  Best White Van brand can then maybe get a logo made from a clever graphics person here?  Then we can make an ad description for a product, then off to Aldi car park in West Heidelberg for the launch!

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Professor Ginkovich Nano research monitors.

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51 minutes ago, Mat-with-one-t said:

Now we're using the algorithm!

Actually, using your online name backwards.....

Eromgniz Srednas Acoustics?


Zingergystic Acoustics 

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7 minutes ago, rodders3 said:

Brock Polarizer v2.0

Oh c’mon.  That was a quality product!

 

6 hours ago, Bill125812 said:

That’s what the bloke in the big van told me to 

As long as, despite being tempted with lollies and fancy sounding hifi gear, you don’t get into said van....

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6 hours ago, Anatoly Beaver-Hausen said:

" V. FAST & V. SHABBY SONIC SOLUTIONS" 

Our motto;

" NOT JUST CHEAP, WE ARE FAST AND SHABBY ".

Not too shabby!

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6 hours ago, sir sanders zingmore said:


Zingergystic Acoustics 

I recall reading in “Big Fancy Hifi” magazine that the newer version speakers will have more Zingergysm.  Is that rumour true?  If so, I’ll get my order in now....

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Reordan Maxx Pro

 

(will be ordering other actual quality gear from elsewhere before you know it)

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8 hours ago, PauliD said:

ok I'll play to

 

Stella Spectrum Labs

 

Bence Spacial Acoustics

 

😎

You know, I reckon both those names could double as Psychedelic rock band names too!

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I bought a pair once. Supposedly night club speakers. They went very loud without distortion and had heaps of bass. Suited me perfectly at the time. Ran them for years and years. Just about the best value I've ever had in this game. Not kidding. 

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