proftournesol Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 TISM are releasing a new vinyl album. Details taken from the TISM Store. It's a bargain at only $29 Quote TISM EXCLUSIVE - NOT AVAIL IN STORES - CLEAR VINYL THE TISM DELUXE OMNI-ALBUM Release date December 4 2020 Why pay for multiple TISM albums in vinyl format when you can buy only one? The TISM Omni-Album is an all-purpose album cover containing liner notes, artworks and song listings that are suitable for all six TISM album releases. The Standard Edition Omni-Album has no vinyl at all; but, even better, this Deluxe Version of the TISM Omni-Album comes with an actual vinyl disc, filled with total silence, so as not to detract from the sound quality of the music. With its lesser dynamic range, worse signal-to-noise ratio, inferior channel separation, variation in playback speed, limited sound capacity, and susceptibility to heat, dust and damage, vinyl is an inexplicably re-emerging gimmick for pox-addled hair-lipped shut-ins who are trying too hard to compensate for their goitered lives. The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album’s disc contains 100 minutes of total silence, allowing you to savour the full vinyl experience: you will extract the soon-to-scratched disc from the soon-to-be bent cover, place it on a revolving turntable powered by latest in 1920’s technology, and then attempt to drop a tiny, fragile and expensive needle onto an inconsistently revolving wax groove. With the TISM Deluxe Omni-Album, all the features of analogue listening are yours: turntable rumble, extraneous cartridge noise, clicks and pops as the stylus hits dust, and, of course, the repetitive insanity of a needle endlessly skipping over the permanently damaged surface. And remember: with the TISM Deluxe Omni-Album’s carefully mastered total silence, you can listen to TISM's music in any non-analogue format you choose. (These formats are available for separate purchase.) The TISM Delux Omni-Album is the ultimate TISM listening experience. (The TISM Ultra Deluxe Double Omni-Album – with its two completely silent vinyl discs – has been banned by the Victorian Department of Consumer Affairs because, according to their spokesperson, “surely there’s no deadshit stupid enough to buy it.”) THIS VINYL DISC CONTAINS NO MUSIC WHATSOEVER 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cafe67 Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Was a big fan of TISM , they used to put on a awesome live show. Have a few of the albums. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubularbells Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Saw them once and they had a barbers chair and barber on stage giving free haircuts to anyone who dared to go onstage 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicprObe Posted October 22, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2020 I'd pay for a good quality copy of this. Best live performance I've ever seen. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest niterida Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Did anyone actually expand the OP and read it ? Gave me a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_m_54 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 It would be interesting to know if there are any copyright infringement claims from any of the artists listed here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_silent_musical_compositions#Albums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proftournesol Posted October 23, 2020 Author Share Posted October 23, 2020 2 hours ago, bob_m_54 said: It would be interesting to know if there are any copyright infringement claims from any of the artists listed here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_silent_musical_compositions#Albums Clive Palmer will claim that he invented silence 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cafe67 Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) 17 hours ago, Tubularbells said: Saw them once and they had a barbers chair and barber on stage giving free haircuts to anyone who dared to go onstage First I saw them living , the sideshow was a live art auction of copy of famous Australia paintings (whitely, ken done etc) second I saw they were dressed up as “predators” (from the movies) , third they were dressed up as “zebras” remember when flea from red hot chilli peppers got all bent up about the old man river song. Edited October 23, 2020 by cafe67 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooogh Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 22 hours ago, proftournesol said: TISM are releasing a new vinyl album. Details taken from the TISM Store. It's a bargain at only $29 Just wouldn’t work on CD...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emesbee Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 9 hours ago, niterida said: Did anyone actually expand the OP and read it ? Gave me a good laugh Yep! And did anybody go to the TISM store, have a look at the album cover, and notice the words in the caption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicprObe Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 9 hours ago, niterida said: Did anyone actually expand the OP and read it ? Gave me a good laugh No. I bought it straight away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicprObe Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 15 hours ago, LogicprObe said: I'd pay for a good quality copy of this. Best live performance I've ever seen. Mind you...............I wasn't there...............but even in **** quality, it's ****en fabulous! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proftournesol Posted October 23, 2020 Author Share Posted October 23, 2020 It'll be audiophile Album Of The Year 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzzFuzzz Posted October 23, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Great for demo's and audio shows. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob_m_54 Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 16 hours ago, BuzzzFuzzz said: Great for demo's and audio shows. Power cable demos? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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