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TISM are releasing a new vinyl album. Details taken from the TISM Store. It's a bargain at only $29

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TISM EXCLUSIVE - NOT AVAIL IN STORES - CLEAR VINYL

THE TISM DELUXE OMNI-ALBUM

Release date December 4 2020

Why pay for multiple TISM albums in vinyl format when you can buy only one? The TISM Omni-Album is an all-purpose album cover containing liner notes, artworks and song listings that are suitable for all six TISM album releases. The Standard Edition Omni-Album has no vinyl at all; but, even better, this Deluxe Version of the TISM Omni-Album comes with an actual vinyl disc, filled with total silence, so as not to detract from the sound quality of the music.

With its lesser dynamic range, worse signal-to-noise ratio, inferior channel separation, variation in playback speed, limited sound capacity, and susceptibility to heat, dust and damage, vinyl is an inexplicably re-emerging gimmick for pox-addled hair-lipped shut-ins who are trying too hard to compensate for their goitered lives. 

The TISM Deluxe Omni-Album’s disc contains 100 minutes of total silence, allowing you to savour the full vinyl experience: you will extract the soon-to-scratched disc from the soon-to-be bent cover, place it on a revolving turntable powered by latest in 1920’s technology, and then attempt to drop a tiny, fragile and expensive needle onto an inconsistently revolving wax groove. With the TISM Deluxe Omni-Album, all the features of analogue listening are yours: turntable rumble, extraneous cartridge noise, clicks and pops as the stylus hits dust, and, of course, the repetitive insanity of a needle endlessly skipping over the permanently damaged surface.

And remember: with the TISM Deluxe Omni-Album’s carefully mastered total silence, you can listen to TISM's music in any non-analogue format you choose. (These formats are available for separate purchase.)

The TISM Delux Omni-Album is the ultimate TISM listening experience. (The TISM Ultra Deluxe Double Omni-Album – with its two completely silent vinyl discs – has been banned by the Victorian Department of Consumer Affairs because, according to their spokesperson, “surely there’s no deadshit stupid enough to buy it.”)

 THIS VINYL DISC CONTAINS NO MUSIC WHATSOEVER

 

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2 hours ago, bob_m_54 said:

It would be interesting to know if there are any copyright infringement claims from any of the artists listed here:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_silent_musical_compositions#Albums

 

 

Clive Palmer will claim that he invented silence

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17 hours ago, Tubularbells said:

Saw them once and they had a barbers chair and barber on stage giving free haircuts to anyone who dared to go onstage 😆

First I saw them living , the sideshow was a live art auction of copy of famous Australia paintings (whitely, ken done etc)

 

second I saw they were dressed up as “predators” (from the movies) , third they were dressed up as “zebras” 


remember when flea from red hot chilli peppers got all bent up about the old man river song. 😂😂

 

 


 

 

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22 hours ago, proftournesol said:

TISM are releasing a new vinyl album. Details taken from the TISM Store. It's a bargain at only $29

 

Just wouldn’t work on CD......

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9 hours ago, niterida said:

Did anyone actually expand the OP and read it ?

Gave me a good laugh :)

 

Yep! And did anybody go to the TISM store, have a look at the album cover, and notice the words in the caption?

 

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9 hours ago, niterida said:

Did anyone actually expand the OP and read it ?

Gave me a good laugh :)

 

No.

I bought it straight away.

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15 hours ago, LogicprObe said:

 

I'd pay for a good quality copy of this.

Best live performance I've ever seen.

 

 

 

 

Mind you...............I wasn't there...............but even in **** quality, it's ****en fabulous!

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