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[Grumpy]

Actress, Alan.
You're right- Not Aussie; So maybe we should have an Aussie Girl Friday instead starting next Friday?

[Chickenism]

I too would like to wish everyone a happy Salma Hayek day...

And what a wonderful day it is too:

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And I'm hoping that everything is ok in the world of 'Sheds...

Cheers,

Dave.

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[Marine]

Happy Friday everyone!



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[Nude]

[Alan Monro]

Grumpy . Thanks for the info on the very nice looking youngster . She should go far . As to having a Friday net pinup , maybe what you said about an Aussie pinup might be an idea . Can you think of any ? not Kylie Minogue. What about our new governor general . whatsherface lol :)Just a suggestion . Kind regards Alan

[Grumpy]

Well, ELLE comes to mind immediately!!

[Alan Monro]

Well, ELLE comes to mind immediately!!

Not two bad . I think a few people would like the lass . Alan .

[unclemack]

Not a patch on our Cate....

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[Jake]

Not a patch on our Cate....

I agree. My fave though is the gorgeous Nicole.

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[Mrs Chickenism]

I cant help but notice that all these picture down seem to have a large influence on the face of the female in question but another aspect...

And who is selma hayek alan, haha.

As a female may I suggest George Clooney day? or Brad Pitt day?

For some reason I don't think my ideas will take off....

mc

[Nude]

As a female may I suggest George Clooney day? or Brad Pitt day?

For some reason I don't think my ideas will take off....

mc

Um...not likely Mrs C

[Grumpy]

G'day Mrs C, don't think we've chatted before. I'll give you Brad as long as we can have Angelina. Hey what's with George? brought up with Show tunes, with his aunt, not married at his age and only recently seen OUT with a constant female companion.

[greggjones]

This has to be the best excuse for soft porn I have ever seen................

I can not wait till friday comes..

well done guys!!!!!!

[Grumpy]

This has to be the best excuse for soft porn I have ever seen................

I can not wait till friday comes..

well done guys!!!!!!

C'mon Greggjones, A picture of a pretty woman is not soft porn and it wouldn't have any place here on this forum if it was. Maybe you prefer Brad? No! No! I'm just beng silly. I think it's been 'nice' so far, but I'm sure if it upsets anyone the moderators would stop it quick smart and I wouldn't complain. BUT gee! they sure are pretty pictures;)

[Mrs Chickenism]

George has a kind of charm and no he isnt the way you are implying, he is a ladies man a bachelor... bet he had a really cool bachelor pad. Dave hates my fascination with him, I was in the supermarket and they had Oceans 11/12 and 13, and Dave said i could have them if he got spiderman 1/2/3 for the kirsten dunst factor... *rolls eyes* and yeah feel free to have angelina - she is better than selma... and what about jessica alba guys?

mc

[Jake]

Jessica - Dark Angel - rocks...[insert drool icon here].

[Grumpy]

George has a kind of charm and no he isnt the way you are implying, he is a ladies man a bachelor... bet he had a really cool bachelor pad. Dave hates my fascination with him, I was in the supermarket and they had Oceans 11/12 and 13, and Dave said i could have them if he got spiderman 1/2/3 for the kirsten dunst factor... *rolls eyes* and yeah feel free to have angelina - she is better than selma... and what about jessica alba guys?

mc

My Missus adores George also Mrs C and I stir her up a little with my suspicions of him. Jessica? Oh! thank you Mrs C I forgot about her. Wow! A CD from Mr C and Jessica from Mrs C today. I love the C family:D

[Marine]

This has to be the best excuse for soft porn I have ever seen................

I can not wait till friday comes..

well done guys!!!!!!

You should've seen some of the Salma pictures I decided not to put up! Still nothing rude but very close.

[hired goon]

G'day,

Ah -- Aussie trollops. A subject very dear to me heart (and me nethers).

I see Elle and Our Nic have got the early votes. A few years back I would have heartily (and lustily) concurred, but my fickle affections have shifted to Our Jen these days (mainly coz she reminds me of my first girlfriend, he says wistfully). And Our Kylie (obviously) must also be up there as a paragon of Top Aussie Sheilas.

But no other fair maidens of 'Straya can compare to me missus, of course.

--Geoff

[Jake]

G'day,

Ah -- Aussie trollops. A subject very dear to me heart (and me nethers).

I see Elle and Our Nic have got the early votes. A few years back I would have heartily (and lustily) concurred, but my fickle affections have shifted to Our Jen these days (mainly coz she reminds me of my first girlfriend, he says wistfully). And Our Kylie (obviously) must also be up there as a paragon of Top Aussie Sheilas.

But no other fair maidens of 'Straya can compare to me missus, of course.

--Geoff

Spill it Geoff....who's Jen?

[Nude]

Spill it Geoff....who's Jen?

Hawkins I presume

A more than worthy title holder

[Jake]

Hawkins I presume

A more than worthy title holder

And what does she do? Who is she?

[Mike.L]

And what does she do? Who is she?

She just looks good, isnt that enough?

[Jake]

She just looks good, isnt that enough?

Yes...

[Aslan]

...........and Dave said i could have them if he got spiderman 1/2/3 for the kirsten dunst factor... *rolls eyes*
mc

Aaaah yes................the Kirsten Dunst factor...............I have long been a fan! There's a certain twinkle in them there eyes I find strangely appealing.

[Chickenism]

Aaaah yes................the Kirsten Dunst factor...............I have long been a fan! There's a certain twinkle in them there eyes I find strangely appealing.

Ahhh, yes indeed, AJW.

I watched all 3 Spiderman movies, just don't ask me what they were about, I wasn't paying much attention when young Kirsten wasn't around...

[unclemack]

G'day,

Ah -- Aussie trollops. A subject very dear to me heart (and me nethers).

I see Elle and Our Nic have got the early votes. A few years back I would have heartily (and lustily) concurred, but my fickle affections have shifted to Our Jen these days (mainly coz she reminds me of my first girlfriend, he says wistfully). And Our Kylie (obviously) must also be up there as a paragon of Top Aussie Sheilas.

But no other fair maidens of 'Straya can compare to me missus, of course.

--Geoff

Trollop?
1.an immoral or promiscuous woman, esp. a prostitute. 2.an untidy or slovenly woman; slattern.
You lout! You dare call the ethereal Cate a Trollop? Thou uncouth goonish oaf!

Cheers

M

[Alan Monro]

She just looks good, isnt that enough?

Am i wrong or is it just the angle .Her head looks streached and she tooks like she could do with a good feed , her ribs are sticking out . AlanM

[Nude]

Am i wrong or is it just the angle .Her head looks streached and she tooks like she could do with a good feed , her ribs are sticking out . AlanM

Yep, you're wrong, Alan

[joz]

Yep I reckon Jessica gets a guernsey in Sin City...





Oh heres the clpi with the movie dialogue...I prefer this one

[Grumpy]

Nope! nope! your right, she needs a bloody good feed. A bit too skinny for me- not my type.

[Nude]

Nope! nope! your right, she needs a bloody good feed. A bit too skinny for me- not my type.

...but that face...those eyes...come on Grumps

[joz]

She just looks good, isnt that enough?

Very right,even thouh there are much much nicer pics of her about..

[Mrs Chickenism]

I think Jen has squinty eyes... seriously, I am not just being mean to her because I am female...

thats my two cents...

[curly joe]

I think Jen has squinty eyes... seriously, I am not just being mean to her because I am female...

thats my two cents...

As Homer would say ".... Mmmmm squinty eyes... arrrwwwwgh" oops, I drooled on the keyboard:D

Cheers
CJ

[Grumpy]

As Homer would say ".... Mmmmm squinty eyes... arrrwwwwgh" oops, I drooled on the keyboard:D

Cheers
CJ

Carefull CJ; there are women present:D

[Alan Monro]

I think Jen has squinty eyes... seriously, I am not just being mean to her because I am female...

thats my two cents...

That is right Mrs Chickenism, I noticed her squinty eyes , she is too bony . They mustn't have MuckDonalds where she lives . That place would sure put a bit of beef on her . I am never wrong , but terribly modest . AlanM.

[kye]

I'm with you alan... a little too skinny.
When men are healthy and happy and active they are hard and strong, and when women are healthy and happy and active they are a bit softer and more feminine... so i'm not saying we have to feed her much, but at least let the ribs subside a little

[kye]

...salma on the other hand... needs no such adjustment

[Nude]

That is right Mrs Chickenism, I noticed her squinty eyes , she is too bony . They mustn't have MuckDonalds where she lives . That place would sure put a bit of beef on her . I am never wrong , but terribly modest . AlanM.

I'm with you alan... a little too skinny.
When men are healthy and happy and active they are hard and strong, and when women are healthy and happy and active they are a bit softer and more feminine... so i'm not saying we have to feed her much, but at least let the ribs subside a little

I bet you guys order the meatlovers pizzas

[unclemack]

Nope! nope! your right, she needs a bloody good feed. A bit too skinny for me- not my type.

Here you go then...

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[diesel459]

Here you go then...

I love you Uncle!

regards Diesel

[Grumpy]

A bit of 'oversteerng' there Uncle. Looks a little familier though. Speaking of my missus, I wonder if she has gone to bed yet?

[unclemack]

Pray she never logs in to this forum and sees that!

Cheers

M

A bit of 'oversteerng' there Uncle. Looks a little familier though. Speaking of my missus, I wonder if she has gone to bed yet?

[nofixedaddress]

Continuing the tradition, Happy Salma Hayek day. That is of course once the respect for ANZAC day has been paid.

Have a good one peoples....

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